Hat (Blog Assignment #3)

There was a time when people were measured by the size of their hats, the one with the biggest and stylist hat had more power in society, even become a President in a community. So there was this guy who had this little hat and was so poor he needed to ask for money and ate from the trash can outside the restaurant. One day when he was looking for something to eat, he saw a guy with a big hat made of gold outside the restaurant, he wasn't wearing it and had no intention of using one. So he goes to the dude and says "Hey man, spare some change?" And this dude responds, "How about I give you the chance to be famous and have lots of money?" So he leaves the guy thinking that he could use the money to buy ketchup and some mayonnaise to do sandwiches so he asks him what to do. "All you have to do is wear this hat for 3 days and you'll be as famous as the Talking Tuna Sandwich with a Hat." And he freaks out and demands to wear this hat, since everyone knows Talking Tuna Sandwiches with Hats are famous.

So the next day he wakes up in a floating mansion full of woman and gold, so he freaks out again and goes crazy spending money for 2 hours in anything he wanted, including a lifetime supply of mayonnaise and ketchup to do burritos. But on the 3rd day, he forgot to use his hatm so the dude that gave him his hat went to his floating mansion and told him "You disobeyed me. Now you will be like you were before." So he kicked him out of the mansion and threw him his supply of ketchup and maynnaise with him. The End

This is fun.