How To Microwave an Egg

Brainstorm:
Eggs
Explosions
Microwaves
Time
Soap
Electricity

Ok guys, have you ever wanted to microwave an egg just because you're bored or you really want to cook an egg fast? Well, you actually can't cook an egg in a microwave because of the gases inside an egg, it makes it explode, but just because you want to do it for the lulz, here is how you do it.

Ok first step is SAFETY FIRST! Get the microwave on a place where you can put it outside, since it's going to stink a lot. Get some safety goggles, buy an egg, no matter what kind of egg, all work the same, buy some soap, and let's get to work.

Next step is to go to the microwave and turn it on. As it powers up, grab some fans and turn them on, pointing them to the microwave, that way it will stink less.

Third step is to put the egg inside the microwave and be behind something that can protect your physical intregrity, like a wall. Be sure to turn on the microwavw with at least 3 minute of cooking.

Last step is to wait and watch. You'll notice that nothing is happening 'till you see the explosion of the egg within the 3-minute lengh. You'll be surprised at how it actually works, see, the egg inside has some gases that can't escape from inside, and by using microwaves to heat up the molecules, the gases expand, thus, the egg explodes.