lunes, 16 de marzo de 2009

Neighbors, they can be really nice persons, or the devil itself. They are many kinds of neighbors. The first kind are the ones who go to your house when you first arrive the neighborhood and give you pie, they are like angels. Other kind are the ones that you dont know anything of them, you only see them go early in the morning and arrive late to their home, misterious. And the final kind of neighbors are the devil itself, the ones who always make parties, drink alot, and trow trash and other things to your backyard, they diserve dead. You should have one of this kind od neighbors, but still if you hate them you should be a good neighbor to them. It is easy to be a good neighbor if you have the right actitude.

Ok, it is very difficult to be a good peersons with others, especially if you hate them, but it is necessary, you know because of the karma and all that stuff. First of all, you need to give a good first impression, so the first day you arrive, or they arrive, the neighborhood you should give them a cake, pie, or something like that to give a good impression. They can answer in many ways this actitude. The first reaction that they can have is that they say you the typical "THANKS" and start a conversation with you; another first reaction they can have is that they say you "thanks" and close the door in your face; and the last and worst is that they throw you the cake or pie to your face and laugh at you, and you will think taht war has started. Other thing that you should do to have a good relationship with your neighbors is to always say good morning and all that stuff when you see them. Sometimes this will work and they will answer in a correct way, but if your neighbors are "special" you can recive a joke, a mean look, or some bad and unesessary word, but you should not be mad, remember patience is a virtude.

At this point, when you have already give a good impression and you have already be a good and kind person, you should be prepare for the worst ocation of youur life, the PARTIES. Ok, the parties can be fun, but they are not fun when they dont let you sleep. When your neighbor makes a party, the ones that he invites half the city, a DJ or a band, and dont stop until 3 of the morning of the two next days, you can act in different ways. The most kind and gentle way to act is to go and ask to your neighbor to please low the volume of the music, but in real life this do not work. Another way to act, and is the most stupid one, is to go and join the party, you still will not sleep, but you will be in a party. Finally, and the most efficient way, is to call the cops and laugh at your neighbor when the police takes him to the comissary because of high level of alcohol.

The last step to be a good neighbor is to, always have a smile at your face when you see them. Neighbors, a really noisy and frustrating thing that you have beside you, who needs them. Ok, they can be really noisy, bad, frustrating, sons of devil, but still you can need them, in a really weird and far ocassion you will need their help, and because of that you should be good with them and have a good relationship. You need to love them, ok ignore that only dont see them with bad eyes, even if in your heart and mind you want them gone, you need to be good to them so they can be good to you in your dreams but not in real life. All of us have neighbors so we have to tolerate them. Ah, and final but not least, never, I say NEVER, kill them.


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