jueves, 29 de enero de 2009









dawgs??
just do it...

4 comentarios:

  1. I'll take the second one.

    It was a sunny day for Philip, he was very happy to be on his new apartment on Philadelphia, he just won a scholarship to study his carrer, Circus Manager, when someday when he walk in the street he finds a healdless man kicking something that seems to be his head. So then Philip goes to this man and asks him "Say, kind man, may I ask why are you kicking your head up the street?" And the headless man could only say one thing "LOLOLOLOLOL U GUYZ I THINK I GOT NO HEAD!"

    After Philip heard that, he went crazy for days, consuming drugs of any kind, went on a killing spree or 24 birds and 1 dog,who ate after the killing, trolled on 4chan for 74 hours non-stop, just beacuse this headless man pronounced this words.

    One day, he decides to kill this man because when he talked, he leaved him like that, so he goes to a store and buys a 2X4 with a nail and tracks him down. To his surprise he has a butchery, in which he is very famous for his prices and quality.

    So he goes to the butchery and sees a line of about 42 people and takes a number. After 3 and a half hours is his turn and then the headless man says "LOLOOLOL HAY GUISE WUT IS UR ORDUR?" and Philip only says "GOOOOD!" and shoves the 2X4 up his tummy, only to find out he is made of plastic, so he doesn't feel anything.

    After 47 hours, Philip asks the headless man for a job on his butchery and become asociates and have a chain of butcherys all over the world, except in Singapore beacuse it starts with a S because headless man (whose name was Catnik) hated S's because he was allergic to them.

    THE END.

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  2. I choosed the fourth picture from top to bottom.

    Once upon a time there was this boy named Mack. Mack had a family, friends, hobbies and a lot of joy with specially one girl. This girl was called Kenworth and she lived right across Mack's street down the Diesel Hill. Mack's also joyful moments were spent with his dad Benz, the most careful parent when it comes to raising a boy. They were all a part of a society called Heavy Trucks, which was like a religious group that gathered every tuesday in somebody's house to throw a party.

    On a sunny day, Mack decided to go out and play football with his transport friends Pitic and Northwest (they were called transport because they transported stuff) up the Diesel Hill. 3rd down and 2 to go, this was Mack's moment to shine and all of the sudden Kenworth appears in the play field and Mack's starts to get nervous, so nervous that he forgot that the play had started and the last thing he saw in that moment were Pitic's arms down his face.

    In the next morning, he wakes up and finds out that he is not home, but at Kenworth's house. "I kidnapped you" Kenworth said gladly and misteriously... "holy shi......!! >___<" Mack thought; Mack -had always have(?)- a deeply and strong crush on Kenworth; he was amazed and couldn't believe it.

    "Why am I here?" Mack asked, "Your dad asked me for a favor Macky, he said that it's time now." Kenworth said with a slowly and delightful voice. "Time? Time for what Kenworth?!" "Time for you to move in my house Macky!" she said with a pleasent sound "What?!" Mack said with fear and a tiny bit of enthusiasm... "you got to be kidding me O_o" he thought. "Yes! I am kidding, because you are dreaming silly!".
    Mack woke up and he was lying in bed like in the fourth picture above, it was all a dream.

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  3. 1st picture:

    The forest, what a magical land this is, full of mysteries, secrets left by people who wandered in it, and legends made by people that didn't have the courage to enter the unknown.

    The Black Hawks, a gang of 4 young teens, were the common adventure-boys, looking for new experiences from which they could brag of. Every week they get in a new kind of trouble, but they were running out of good places to spare the time. Until one of them thought of an idea, the idea that will change their life forever, he thought of going inside the Sonata Forest, the nearest woods by the ville.

    Sunday was the day, that way, once they returned from their trip, the next day they could tell everybody in school what they've done with all the details, before they forget of some. The Black Hawks, weren't really recognized because of their memory.

    Backpacks were ready, lighters and knives too, just in case something occurs. The small gang arrived to the very edge of what seemed like and endless forest, just trees ahead, until their eyes could manage to perceive, and as far as their eyes could hear, a deep foggy forest.
    "Were do you think you are going?!", a harsh voice said, " Do not dare the forest, in a blink of the eye, you will be consumed by its magic. Because that's what it is, a magical forest." replied the same voice. The Black Hawks turned to look at the voice speaking, it was an old man, they noticed he was way too old, his face seemed to be reflecting that he was just at the verge of death, except for his eyes, they had never saw such lively eyes.. One of the Black Hawks, was about to ask him what was wrong with the forest when another member, ignoring what the old man said, just said " Let's go hawks!", as he started to walk inside the woods, followed by his concerned friends.
    As the guy in point looked back to check if all were following him, he realised something that scared him to death, they weren't unable to see the city anymore, all around them was empty forest, all around them was unreal, they were lost.
    The leading Black Hawt, astounished, stepped backwars, stomping with the biggest tree they have seen in the forest, and as he looked at the tree, the most beautiful sonata start playing all over the forest. "Come to me, my new friends!" a deep voice vibrated throught the woods, as a ray of light from above illuminated each of the teen's faces. "Hold my hand and you will be free". The Black Hawks, strongly attracted to this voice, looked up, and just like if they were hypnotized, they raised they hands, trying to reach the hand the voice was talking about.. but there was nothing above.. just the sunlight, and the eternal sonata that played all over the forest, just for the four guys. They didn't move, just looked up trying to reach the hand, motionless, their eyes were brighting with hope, the only thing that kept them alive, as their feet were consumed by the soil, and they grew, and grew.. pulled up by hope, rotting as years passed by.. the Sonata Forest had four new friends, four new trees, four new souls trapped inside a thick log.. waiting for a new friend to pass by..





    -Pako

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  4. Pako is full of WIN

    Daniel has a creative mind.

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